Overdue? Maybe... but either way, I'm back!
I have to say that I've been flattered by the scores upon scores of people encouraging (read: bitching at) me to update this thing.
Okay, maybe not scores... but the fact that anyone at all noticed that this little corner of the ol' interwebs was gathering dust was definitely appreciated by your faithful narrator. That said, my response each time was that I didn't feel I had anything to say, so I kept my fool "mouth" shut. Think about Mark Twain...
Well, turns out the cure for a lack of interesting things to say is to stand and watch people who are perfectly capable of doing their jobs to make sure they're doing them.
You may be asking yourself: What the crap? I wait weeks and weeks for stupid esoteric bullshit? Okay, you might be right... but hear me out...
Right now, my Monday to Thursday consists of getting to a construction site at 7:30am and watching a contractor work until 6:30pm or so, and go home. For those of you scoring at home, with travel time, and such, yes... that's a solid 12 hours of mindless "work" from when I leave home until I return. The bright side? I get to hang out with a technician from another company who periodically tests the work the contractor is doing.
Here's where it gets interesting: I always felt that people seem to tell me way WAY more than I need to know about their personal lives.... but this guy is taking the effing cake. I am aware of the following, keeping in mind I have "known" this dude for a grand total of two weeks, and only through our jobs, at that:
- Dropped out of high school three times
- Kicked out of high school twice
- Had a 2 foot mohawk duing that time
- Pothead during that same time to the point of smoking "a quarter ounce a day"
- At one point had to take up to 8 tabs of acid to "peak" (whatever the fuck that means - no, really... I'm not being coy... I have no clue)
- Now gets acid flashbacks, to the point where he sometimes has to pull over to the side of the road while driving until they pass
- Has his GED (can't stop thinking of Chris Rock's bit about getting his GED....)
- Dropped out of college when he "ran out of money"
- The reason he ran out of money is that he had $5,200.00 is lawyer's fees
- That lawyer was because he was charged for being passed out (drunk) in his buddy's car in the parking lot of a casino, with the car running. He only turned the car on in order to keep warm because it was the winter (believe it or not, this is a longer story, but I can't be bothered). Anyway, that he got it down to a much lesser charge is the short version.
Honestly. Why on earth would you feel obliged to tell ANYONE you've just met all that?!?
GAH!!
Anyway, aside from all that, I have some random assorted sports comments.. so I will get to those Bill Simmons Ramblings-style......
I know everyone out there is cheering against them, but some part of me likes the way the Pats are really sticking it to the NFL. It's like Belichick has all the tools he could ever want now, and isn't playing things close to the vest anymore, since he has 10 times the talent that previous New England teams have had.
The disrespect being show the Raptors as they come back more experienced and deeper than ever is astonishing. I hope they play with a chip on their collective shoulder all season and prove a LOT of people wrong.
As a Jays fan, I couldn't be happier in seeing A-Rod and Joe Torre moving away from the Yankees. As long as Mariano and Posada (among others) take their lead, it's opening a door for a more mature, and hopefully healthier Blue Jay team to make the no longer unreasonable jump into second place, and legit Wild Card contention.
The Leafs (sic) are going to miss the playoffs. Better to accept this now.
Carey Price will take after two fellow rookie Hab goalies (coupla guys names Dryden and Roy) and lead them deep into the playoffs.
By signing Spezza (and Heatley on the even of the season), the Sens have just solidified their future for a long time.
The National League blows. If you thought the best AL team wouldn't just roll over a team from the NL that just snuck into the playoffs by getting hot at the right time, you should pass along a little of whatever you were smoking.
I think that's about it.... I'll try not to wait a month and a half next time, but I can't promise anything.........