A Short List of Things You Never Want to Hear from the Next Urinal
- "Hey, nice watch!"
- "You should probably clean your fingernails."
- "I see you have an Iron Ring."
- "Need a hand with that?"
- "Nice cock."
posted by Iain @ 3:22 PM
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2 Comments:
At 1:28 AM,
Anonymous said…
Dad. Why's that mans willy so big?
At 9:08 PM,
Anonymous said…
"Oh cool! You've got an innie!"
"why does it look like cauliflower?"
"Please, stop screaming."
"Hey, mind if i watch?"
"Can you make balloon animals with that?"
"I'm gonna steal your wallet and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
I'm sure I can think of worse. I used to work in a building where one of the other businesses had a bunch of employees that never washed their hands and always answered their cell phone weather they were at the urinal or dropping a duce. And some times there would be one guy going and three guys just standing there talking to him. And he still didn't wash his hands. Talk about awkward.
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