Memo to Vince Young:

I hate to say this, Vinnie, but you're not going to do very well in the NFL. I know that you just finished dominating the Rose Bowl. You completely controlled the game with your phsysical ability, similar to a grade 8 kid beating the crap out of grade 6 kids. This is all well and good, but it doesn't really bode well for your NFL career.

If you doubt me, I suggest you call up a Mr. Michael Vick, who was the last QB who tried to dominate with otherworldly physical ability. Apart from two VERY dubious Pro Bowl selections (I didn't realize "Hype" was allowed to vote), he has been marginal, at best, as a quarterback. His teams have won becuase of a dominating running game. And even then, they're really only a .500 team!

Oh, so you say that you're a better passer than, Vick, do you? Granted, you led the NCAA in passing, but look at your throwing motion! It has been compared to "someone who just realized they have dog poop on their hand and is trying to fling it off" by ESPN.com's Bill Simmons, and do I dare remind you of the stunning career of former #1 Overall Pick David Carr? He of the "once they get him to throw over-the-top he'll be fine".

Consider yourself warned.

(of course, if the Dolphins end up drafing him, I will promptly reverse my thoughts completely)