Fuck You Tim Horton's!

Okay, I've been nice about this for too long...

I am either the unluckiest guy in the world, or someone at Tim Horton's is fucking with me. I haven't won ANYTHING on this ridiculous Roll Up The Rim game in like 3 years! I can't place a time that I've won even a friggin' cookie since I graduated in 2003....

I am not impressed.

But I'm addicted to your coffee, Mr. Horton, so I'm going to keep taking it like a bitch...

I hate you.