Now I'm Just Linking To Things That Make Me Laugh...

Like THIS!

The highlights from the related story on wwtdd:

• Jesus, what does Star Jones have to do to get fired from that show, slaughter the last unicorn on stage during Girl Scout day? The producers better fire her before then, because if I remember Biology class right - and I'm pretty sure I do - Star becomes immortal once she eats the unicorns heart.
• I couldn't find any decent video from yesterday, so until I do, here's Star Jones before she had her stomach stapled waddling around and getting hit in the face with a football. Good luck finding something better than that. Ever. (see above)
  
• I realize that banner picture of Jessica Simpson has nothing to do with anything, but looking up pictures of Star Jones would have required looking up pictures of Star Jones, and as it turns out, I'm not gonna do that.