Why I Hate People

or, a smattering of the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis...

Monday, July 03, 2006

Down to the End

Before we get too far into how completely and utterly wrong I was about most of the last round, I have to say that there is almost no scenario that Christiano Ronaldo can go back to Man U. after being such a cunt with Rooney, and basically screwing England on that cheap shit stuff. Apparently he might be headed to Real Madrid, but we'll have to see. I just can't picture he and Wayne getting along too well anymore.....

Okay, upon further reflection, maybe I wasn't that far off (2 out of 4), but the England loss was pretty painful, and the France victory had to be a shock. Granted, it was a similar game to the 1998 final, but I couldn't find anyone who honestly thought it'd be a repeat in terms of result, too!

I'll admit it. I'm basically cheering for a Germany-France final, in which case the home side should beat the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys, and I will make several war-related jokes in poor taste.

4 Comments:

  • At 7:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm also looking for a Germany/France final, with the cheese eating surrender monkeys having their asses handed to them on a silver platter, what would be a picture is to see both teams come out at the beginning, shake hands and the French team can beat a hasty retreat, it'll be just like the 9040 world cup, oh wait, that was a 4 year war.

    Ronaldo should burn in hell, if for no other reason then he's a smarmy c**t.

     
  • At 7:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who won the 9040 world cup, the cyborgs or the androids?

     
  • At 11:29 PM, Blogger Iain said…

    Androids, on penalties.

     
  • At 11:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Apparently I have quite horrible typing skills, 1940, perhaps.

    I'm expecting by 9040, the boffins would bring Georgie Best back from the dead (Hint:Tap his liver as a source of fuel), though he still won't be able to play, being from Belfast.

     

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