Things need to be clarified

Last night at the pub:

Mitch: I hear John wants everyone to have a quick blow when we get to the hotel.
Me: We're still talking about bagpipes, right?
Joy: Yes, I think so... but if not, that's pretty ambitious.
Me: Yeah, especially since there are only a few girls in the band.
Joy: Well, I'm sure some of the guys can pitch in and help out, if necessary... after all, in the dark, who can tell?
Me: No guy wants to feel stubble down there. Dark or not.
Joy: Some girls have stubble, too.
Me: Not any that I'd let do that to me!