How to tell when your friends think you're a trainwreck:

An email is sent (to serveral people, not just me!) regarding the only rules at Lindsay's wedding in a week and a half (copied and pasted, verbatim):

See you in 10 Days!

Reminder:
1. No stealing shit
2. No breaking shit
3. No helmets!

Hahahaha

Cheers
Lindsay

We're special. :)