Hot or Not? Well, only one of those...

...cuz really, who cares about not hot??

With a certain Ms. Johansson making "news" again, I started a'thinkin'...

It didn't take me long to award her just about the ultimate compliment I can give a woman: "I'd do 'er." And really, who wouldn't? Look at her! Plus, I hear she's pretty damned fun, too....

But who else rates highly enough to be mentioned in the same deep, sensual breath as my dearest Scarlett?

Any discussion of this nature has to include the obviously gorgeous, yet kinda-scares-me-only-somehow-that-makes-her-hotter Angelina Jolie.

Seriously... I'm not sure Pavlov intended for fear of personal safety to coincide this intensely with sexual desire. I'm a little worried about my own psyche, and yet I'm still up for it...

I think I need a cold shower.

No I don't... let's continue....

Okay, I think I'm just going to start naming names. Amy Lee. Wow. If I needed to, I wouldn't just be sober... I'd stop drinking forever. I'm serious. She is just incredible, and that voice!!! Kinda makes my knees weak... and those big steamy eyes....

Yeah. Yum.

Now, I don't watch Lost, as frankly, I watch more than enough TV already, but Ms. Lilly is making me wish I did.... like, a lot (click on the picture... the smaller version does not do her justice).

Does she wear stuff like this on the show? And if so, how come nobody's telling me about it? It has to be an awfully well done show if she's prancing around like this all episode, and the only thing people can talk about is how well it's written...

Well, moving down the dial a bit to FOX, I have recently become more of a Rachel Bilson fan. I've never been a big fan of hers, and maybe this just paints me as a giant weirdo, but this candid photo shoot tipped the scales. Like, I had always liked her better than Mischa "Someone Get Me A Sammich" Barton... but I also always thought she was overshadowed by the short lived character Alex (played by Olivia Wilde). And I can assure you, while I became smitten with her prior to the whole lesbian thing.... that didn't exactly hurt things, either. But really, how could you not fall for those smouldering eyes.... Of all of Seth's exes to bring back, why Anna and not Alex, damnit?!? Not that I have anything against Samaire Armstrong, per se... but given the choice......

I won't bore you further with any rantings about the always lovely Katherine Heigl, as really, her character having gone slightly insane has made me start to lose interest a bit... now, don't get me wrong... I'm still not kicking her outta bed for eating cookies, but, well... I don't know. I'm not sure I have a point anymore.

Now, briefly, for those female and non-traditional male readers out there, I'll throw you a bone.... ahem.. whatever. Here's a lil' Captain Jack for yee...

But I maintain... hot is hot. I can appreciate Mr. Depp on a supercifial level without necessarily wanting to "rail" him (or vice versa, I guess...). I don't think it makes me gay. The dude's hot. Get over your homophobic selves.

Also, if you haven't already figured out that this entire post was just an excuse to google pics of hotties for a while, well... you just don't know me very well.