Black Friday? What the cock is that shit?

Today is apparently the first "official" day of Christmas shopping. Personally, I think that should be December 23rd... I'm pretty proud of myself for even thinking of Christmas before that.

And while this mid-week Thanksgiving stuff has it's nice aspect of mid-week NFL... there's also the downside of the fact that getting in touch with anyone in the US started off hard on Monday, and progressively becomes impossible by noon on Wednesday. Yes, I'm just bitching again.

PS: First person to guess where the second part of the title to this post comes from gets an empty promise for a cookie!