Why I Hate People

or, a smattering of the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis...

Friday, December 01, 2006

If I was the convenience store guy around the corner...

... I'd think that I was a serious pot head.

All I buy from this guy is Doritos and ice cream. Several times a week.

What would you think?

4 Comments:

  • At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yep.. i think so.
    what kind of ice cream and doritos.??

     
  • At 10:57 AM, Blogger The Peach said…

    The A&P was a 3-minute walk from my house one summer, and I frequented it around 3am on a nightly basis for pastries, ice cream, bacon, and chips. I'd float in there with the red-eyes, dancing to the music in my head, and laughing at the miracle of debit-cards ("seriously A&P check-out clerk, it's like magic! magic money!!"), and I'd think I was so fucking stealth.

    Smooth, Peach...real smooth.

     
  • At 11:01 AM, Blogger Iain said…

    weeone: Usually Ben 'n Jerry's and lately Sweet Chili Heat.

    peach: Sadly I'm usually stone sober. I save my my stealthiness for the 24-hour Sobey's a little farther away.... ;)

     
  • At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    excellent choices... :)
    i heart ben and jerry's. i went through a nice period of time where all i was eating (ish) was chocolate chip cookie dough. the cookie dough pieces are so awesome. anyways i'll stop salivating now...
    :)

     

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