This has happened at least twice that I can think of

Me (finishing coffee, about to throw cup in garbage)
Girl across from me: Wait! Aren't you going to check to see if you won?
Girl beside her: Oh, he never wins.....
Me: {sigh} Right.. of course..... (rrrolling up the rrrim)... I won another "Please Play Again"....

If this same exchange happens tomorrow, I'm going to redefine the phenomenon of "Going Postal". I'm serious.

Try me.