Today's Reason I'm Incredibly Happy I Finished University When I Did:

Facebook.

But not as the überprocrastination tool that it is.... that? I was still able to do plenty of, thank you. More tools couldn't have possibly made me procrastinate more. Then why, you ask?

Pictures.

Hundreds of pictures of everyone doing everything being uploaded almost instantaneously.

I've never pretended that I was a saint, or anything, while I was at school, but fuck me... I do NOT need to have every douchebag with a camera posting proof on the internet of what a fuck up I am/was, or how fucked up I got. Just don't. Maybe I prefer to be the purveyor of my own dirt, and maybe I'm just a weirdo, but I think I might have been a little more careful of my public behaviour had the possibility of me being splattered all over the interwebs, even if it's a quasi-private site like Facebook, been the way it is now.

And that, dear friends, would have made Iain a dull boy. :)