Why I'm Probably Not Watching Tonight

Weensie: Listen, this is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school. I don't know what I'm gonna do, man. My mom's gonna kill me.

Mitch: C'mon, she's not gonna kill you.

Weensie: Yes she is. See, I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said, "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you." She showed me the knife.

Now, replace "kicked outta school" and "screw this up" with "watch Sens-Ducks", and replace Weensie's mom with a fellow blogger.

No, really.... she showed me the knife..