Thanks for nothing…

While I only see him occasionally now, Greg has managed to ruin my life.

With the upcoming Olympics, he suggested that perhaps we should upgrade our cable package from “Only Crappy Channels” to “The Decent Channels”. Alas, exactly what I had feared would happen if I ever had any more channels has come to pass.

Don’t think that my recent precipitous drop off in posting in this space is coincidental!

I now find myself flipping back and forth between channels that I never used to get until the wee hours of the morning.

My mind seems devoid of creative thoughts.

I am not able to write except in short, stabby, bullet-point-style sentences that I try to pass off as paragraphs in a thinly-veiled attempt to make it look like I’ve written more.

In short, something has to change.

What? I dunno. Perhaps I can try out this thing I’ve heard about called self-control…but I’ll be honest, my track record with that is spotty at best.

Suggestions are appreciated.