Half-naked man, you say?

So I'm walking along in Sherway this afternoon, and as I'm wandering into the new A&F store, I come across a somewhat startling sight. What I had kind of assumed was a half-naked mannequin turned out to be the new "face" of A&F in the flesh.

This event basically confirmed what I had thought would be the biggest hurdle to me and my friend Stephen getting part-time jobs at Abercrombie (basically solely to take gratuitous advantage of whatever discount they offer), and that is that I'm not nearly pretty enough.

Now I'm going to go develop an eating disorder so I can get a part-time retail job...