Minor Inaccuracies
Okay, so perhaps I wasn't exactly all there when I posted yesterday...what with only 2 hours sleep, and all....
Anyway, after piecing together the evening with Greg last night (incidentally, the first time we had seen each other outside of a bar and within striking distance of sober since last Wednesday or Thursday) I feel the need to note the following:
I had totally spaced on this, but Greg reminded me that at around 12:30 or 1, a Pizza Nova guy came wandering into the bar...with about a $30 pizza, which we were able to obtain for our table for a mere $10! Just for the record, I clearly remember this....I just neglected to include it previously. I believe this is just another reason why I believe this might be my new home with taps. Not that I don't still love Bryden's....but, well....10 minute walk vs. $12 cab ride? I think we know where this is going...
Also, after a brief chat with my landlord last night (joy....oh, joy), it turns out that we were mistaken regarding which neighbour called the fuzz. Turns out it was NOT the finicky old people next door (which I would have felt bad about on some level....as while being old and bitchy, they can be nice when they choose to be), but in fact the couple below us.
What. The. Fuck.
These are the same assmunchers that have kept me*, Greg and the girl that lives below them up a million times with their "afternoon" schedule (meaning for some reason their screaming 3 or 4 year old is up at 2am??) and their "Punjabi Rock Music" (Kim, the girl downstairs' friend of similar ethnic background's words...not mine....so I'm just repeating it, not making any kind of racial slur.....okay?) blaring at all hours of the day and night... So really? Fuck them! I'm going to fucking go down and bang on their fucking door every time I hear a PEEP outta them from now on, and Greg's going to do the same thing.... Fuckers. They picked the wrong assholes to fuck with.
The war is on!
* - for you grammar police, yes...it's "me", as I'd have written "us"...so fuck off...
Anyway, after piecing together the evening with Greg last night (incidentally, the first time we had seen each other outside of a bar and within striking distance of sober since last Wednesday or Thursday) I feel the need to note the following:
I had totally spaced on this, but Greg reminded me that at around 12:30 or 1, a Pizza Nova guy came wandering into the bar...with about a $30 pizza, which we were able to obtain for our table for a mere $10! Just for the record, I clearly remember this....I just neglected to include it previously. I believe this is just another reason why I believe this might be my new home with taps. Not that I don't still love Bryden's....but, well....10 minute walk vs. $12 cab ride? I think we know where this is going...
Also, after a brief chat with my landlord last night (joy....oh, joy), it turns out that we were mistaken regarding which neighbour called the fuzz. Turns out it was NOT the finicky old people next door (which I would have felt bad about on some level....as while being old and bitchy, they can be nice when they choose to be), but in fact the couple below us.
What. The. Fuck.
These are the same assmunchers that have kept me*, Greg and the girl that lives below them up a million times with their "afternoon" schedule (meaning for some reason their screaming 3 or 4 year old is up at 2am??) and their "Punjabi Rock Music" (Kim, the girl downstairs' friend of similar ethnic background's words...not mine....so I'm just repeating it, not making any kind of racial slur.....okay?) blaring at all hours of the day and night... So really? Fuck them! I'm going to fucking go down and bang on their fucking door every time I hear a PEEP outta them from now on, and Greg's going to do the same thing.... Fuckers. They picked the wrong assholes to fuck with.
The war is on!
* - for you grammar police, yes...it's "me", as I'd have written "us"...so fuck off...
posted by Iain @ 9:12 AM
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