I don't even know where to start...

Iain: I woke up for good at 5:20pm yesterday
Melis: i haven't had one of those days since queen's
Iain: well, I think I took NyQuil at like 5am, with a TONNE of booze in my system, then took it again at noon when I woke up to call in sick...
Melis: truly the sleep of the dead
Melis: i'm kinda suprised you woke up that early then....
Iain: yeah....even then, I didn't want to get up.....but I was hungry..... having not eaten in like 20 hours, or something....
Melis: this is the sort of situation where having a servant would have come in really handy
Iain: oh wow yes!
Iain: monkey butler!
Melis: midget butler
Iain: hm....much more sanitary
Melis: we've had this conversation before
Melis: you know, most people don't talk monkey vs midget as servants even once in their lives
Iain: this is true...