Sometimes Things Just Need To Be Said

Okay, so there's this guy at the gym, and he's really bothering me. He's built like Peter Griffin, inasmuch as when he's naked, you still can't see anything on account of his massive belly. You've seen that episode with the nudists, right? Anyway, it creeps me out to no end, and I hope it does the same to you.

Before you get mad at me for telling you this, do note that it's usually in the morning, before breakfast or even coffee that I see this. Sometimes I'm stunned I can even continue on with my day.

I feel better having shared my pain with the world.

Though somehow I get the feeling you'd have rather I kept that little tidbit to myself...