Apt, I say! Apt!

With a road trip to Ritual pending, I felt this particular passage exemplifies what it is my friends and I do best....just replace "Midwest" with "Kingston":

"So I joined them for some Midwestern Power Drinking. There are a lot of drunks in this world, but peope in the Midwest drink differently than everywhere else I've ever been; it's far less recreational. You have to stay focused, you have to work fast, and you have to swollow constantly."
-Chuck Klosterman, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story

Beware of The Frank!