Things White Men Can't Do

1. Jump
   
2. Be taken seriously when ordering a spicy dish at a Chinese/Thai/Korean restaurant
3. Rep their 'hood
4. Have homies
   
5. Run 100 metres in under 10 seconds
6. Ever use the phrase "That's just how I roll" in all seriousness
7. Laugh at Undercover Brother without somehow feeling inadvertantly racist
   
8. Have Grillz...oh, whoops........sorry Paul Wall...

I guess I don't have a point anymore.

Maybe I never did.