Calling a Spade a Spade...

Okay, I'll come clean.

I'm not Irish. Not even close. Not a single drop of Irish blood that I'm aware of. Basically, the only difference between me celebrating St. Patrick's Day and me celebrating Caribana is that I might have more trouble blending in at Caribana....

Anyway!

That said, I plan to drink like it's going out of style.

Why? Because I can. Bite me. :)