Why I Hate People

or, a smattering of the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis...

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Ten More Things I Think I Think (By Request)

  1. I think the line between demeaning and kinky is drawn on an emotional level.
  2. I think that Sean William Scott's character in Road Trip was on to something.... but rampant homophobia just creeped everyone out too much.
  3. I think that more people have their Red Wings than are willing to admit it publicly.
  4. I think that without at least a vague emotional connection, sex becomes tantamount to masturbating with someone else in the room.
  5. I think that everyone would have more fun if guys were a little less selfish in bed.
  6. I think guys would be more likely to be less selfish if more girls weren't so pent up.
  7. I think that there are few things better than having sex so high that you both pass out immediately afterwards.
  8. I think that some people are just naturals at oral, but if you're not, it is very much an acquirable skill.
  9. I think that attention to detail is key.
  10. I think that while personal grooming is a matter of taste (ideally your own), hygiene is 100% non-negotiable.

2 Comments:

  • At 1:51 PM, Blogger Iain said…

    why am I starting to feel like Crash Davis in Bull Durham?

     
  • At 4:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

     

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