Do not pass "Go!" Do not collect $200.

{phone rings}
Iain: Hi, Iain here.
Dahlia: Hey Iain...I was just looking for Chris (our 18-year-old co-op student), is he around?
Iain: Yeah, he's...
Dahlia (interrupting): Nope, nevermind....they're gone.
Iain: Why?
Dahlia: Oh, there were just some young girls up here...
Iain (interrupting): How young?
Dahlia: For you? Jailbait...they were like 16....that's why I was calling for Chris!
Iain (disappointed): I guess I'm going to hell now, huh?
Dahlia: Yeah, pretty much.