Anatomy of a Trainwreck

You can see below the beginning of Greg and I making contact on Sunday.... now here's the rest...

5:00pm - Planned meeting time.
6:10pm - Actual meeting time.
6:30pm - Arrival at the Galway Arms.
8:30pm - Details of last Sunday's conversation with Donna are confirmed. By her... not me.
9:00pm - Meet Donna's daughter. Just kinda cool. The fact that she's a mom and is the coolest bartender ever is encouraging.
10:00pm - Greg informs us that he apparently went to Queen's to attempt to become responsible, with the thinking that a "smart" school would turn him around. He apparently didn't count on finding himself 2 doors down from Neil and I, and 4 doors from Jon. The rest is history.
12:30am - I tell Donna that she can expect a whole bunch more of this again tomorrow. She is all kinds or worried and impressed... Maybe even a little scared.
2:45am - Departure from the Galway.
3:00am - We get back to my place and throw on some tunes. Not at any significant volume.
3:15am - I may have just ended the world as we know it. I showed Greg the ever popular "Tucker Max Butt-Sex Story".
3:30am - Minor disagreement with downstairs neighbours. Possibly including yelling in the stairway. Possibly a lot of yelling.....
4:00am - Meeting with my landlord. In my kitchen. There may have been more yelling. I was furious about the fact that they called him at this time of night, which is just beyond belief... but then again, at least it wasn't the cops again. I believe he understood my position. Or at least he said did once I described my position to him. I'm a long long way from the only person that hates my downstairs neighbours... A looooooong way.
7:00am - My alarm goes off. Or at least I assume it did...?
10:38am - I wake up.
10:39am - I wake Greg up.
10:40am - We collectively freak out and curse Katheryn for not waking us up (Greg had to work in London at noon....).
10:41am - We remember she paid for everything last night.... but we agree to still rag on her for not waking us up.

I can't wait to do this all again tonight. :)

In other news, I was asked this afternoon by one of the Petro-Canada guys that happened to be in our office today if there was any coincidence between it being my birthday and the fact that we had lunch at Mr. Jerk....

Sometimes I'm just speechless.