My Friends Think They're Funny

Today at the pub after band practice, I had the following two conversations:

Iain: Man, now I know how it feels to not go out drinking on a Saturday night... When I'm not dehydrated, I sweat like a bastard!
Paul (another piper): Well, now you've learned your lesson.

[Editor's Note: Greg can't make it out tomorrow night becuase he's working in London these days, and so since he was in town this weekend, we're going to the Galway tonight for (in his words) a prequel to my birthday]
Iain (via cell phone): Hey
Greg: So, where are you?
Iain: Just at the pub grabbing a pint after practice.
Greg: Ohhh..... bad call, man.

Sometimes I just can't win. Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, if you will....