I couldn't agree more

Credit where credit is due....

Her: “So, who do you know here?"
Tucker: “No one. I just heard there was free liquor, so, you know…game On."
Her “Nice. Drinking alone is one of the beginning stages of alcoholism."
Tucker: “Oh I’m way past the beginning stages. I already sit alone in the dark and drink, and hide liquor around my house. I’m a full blown, irreversible alcoholic."
Her: “Nice. Excellent."
Tucker: “But you know, I think alcoholism is highly underrated. It gets a bad rap. Think about: What really are the detriments to being an alcoholic?"
Her: “I don’t know. You tell me."
Tucker: “OK, well, let’s think about it: 1. It hurts relationships with family and friends? I don’t like those people anyway; 2. Causes long term health problems? I drive way too fast to worry about anything long term; 3. Costs money? I’m going to spend it recklessly anyway, better on alcohol than on drugs or pornography; 4. Causes rude and aberrant behavior? I’m an asshole when I’m sober; being drunk actually calms me down. Now compare that to it’s benefits: It makes me invulnerable to criticism, makes ugly people attractive, makes boring people seem interesting, and makes hot girls like me. For my money, the choice is obvious."

Raise your hand if you see a single flaw in that argument.

All hail the King....