Welcome to the 21st Century, dick...

The following email exchange took place this afternoon... I laughed, so here you go... Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V'd for your "enjoyment"...

Amr:
Subject: The moment you've all been waiting for has arrived

I have a cell phone.
It's mine.
Now you can all call me and text message me, and stop bitching and moaning about the fact that I don't have a cell phone. :)

xxx-xxx-xxxx [number redacted, as I'm not a total asshole]

DC:
With who?

Me:
I promise I won't stop bitching and moaning.
You're still a douchebag for waiting this long! :)

Amr:
The funny thing is that I didn't get the phone myself. My company got it for me. So really, I did nothing.

And Dave, I'm with Rogers. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but from what I've heard, they all suck.

Me:
It's awful.
Enjoy waiting anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 hours to get your voicemail notification....

DC:
Rogers?
Thats to bad because I was going to call your cellphone from mine to congratulate you, but now it will cost me airtime and I'm cheap

Me:
I was going to call and congratulate you.... but then I remembered you're a Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey. [Amr was born in Paris]

Amr:
Hey, I have some terrorist blood in me. So unless you're careful, I could blow you up! [but is of Egyptian descent]

Steve:
you are lucky that this isnt the US, otherwise these emails would have been monitored and your ass would be in Guantanamo bay right now

go telus!

Amr:
I hear the beaches at Guantanamo are beautiful. It'd be a great place for a nice vacation!

DC:
The beaches at Guantanamo are beautiful, you're right, but I'm told you won't get any cellphone reception there

Me:
Especially not with Rogers...