Top 10 Signs You're in your mid-20's in 2006

1. Hammered off your ass, in a sketchy, sticky-floored bar, you are honestly discussing real estate.
2. When you say "I have a guy", people aren't sure if you mean for stock tips or weed.
3. You hurry to complete multi-million dollar proposals so that you can get out town early on Friday to go drinking.
4. You've never taken a sick day because you were anything but hungover, or on an impromptu roadtrip.
5. You still set an alarm so that you can call in sick (see above), as otherwise the timestamp may look suspicious.
6. You call the office in the middle of the night to advise you will not be on time the following day for "personal reasons". Translation: You will not be legally capable of driving a car until long after you'd need to get up to be on time.
7. You have a multitude of friends you only speak to when you're at work.
8. You compare portfolios and financial advisors in the same night that you get blackout drunk.
9. Your monthly beer budget outweighs your RRSP contributions, or at least you assume it does, as to actually check this might be scary. And that's not to say you don't contribute to your RRSP in a substantial/meaningful way.
10. You keep golf clubs, steel toes, a hard hat and a cooler in your car at all times. [I guess this just mostly applies to engineers... but whatever]