Even a blind pig can still find a truffle now and then, right?

Now, I normally find ESPN.com's Jason Whitlock borderline retarded in his lame attempts at humour.... but wow. I think he might really be onto something. You might want to scroll past his brainless preamble to just get to his list of potential televised contests, but it's even tolerable for a change.

Tell me you wouldn't want to see some of that on TV...