A couple of points that came up while watching Willow over a few beers and birthday cake

It being my buddy Andrew's birthday and all, we blew off the typical post-practice pint at the pub (try saying THAT ten times fast!) and headed back to his place for a couple of beers and some cake... or "caak", as he was saying it. I agreed, based almost entirely on his assurance that he was referring to "gâteau" and not "man love".... cuz while he's an alright looking guy, and all.....

Okay, moving on....

So we agreed that we liked Willow better than LOTR because they "kept it real" by using real midgets... none of this high tech bullshit making normal sized people look small.

Also, it was determined that midgets shouldn't be allowed to ride full-sized horses. Midgets should be relegated to donkeys and ponies at all times.

Yes, we're both going to hell... but at least we'll have company, right?