Somebody get this girl a sammich!

I know this has been going on for a while, but holy crap. Something needs to be done.
I'm willing to lead the team that will drive down to Hollywood, kidnap Kate Bosworth, hold her down, and force feed her Krispy Kremes for a week.
It has gotten out of control. What happened to the gorgeous specimen from Blue Crush?!? Tell me! I can't even show you some of the recent pics of her, as I don't want to scare any small children, but you can see them here if you're just kinda sick and twisted. I had been holding off judgement until I saw her on (a repeat of) Letterman this week, and then I just couldn't hold it in any longer. It was only a couple of moths ago that the guy on Tyler Durden said: "you didn't go to high school with anyone that looks like Kate Bosworth. She's pretty like an angel. An angel with a kick ass rack and slutty taste in dresses." But alas, that Kate is no more.....
Something needs to be done. Petition? A march on Washington? Anything...
Just bring her back.
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