Only in Glasgow...

Pierre-Laurent Aimard, the pianist who was heckled at the Proms this week for playing too slowly, can console himself that it could have been worse...........

At a concert in Glasgow last year, the pop star Bono started chanting: "Every time......I clap my hands.....a child in Africa ......starves to death......"

A Glaswegian heckler piped up: "Stop f***in' doing it then!"