I kill me

This afternoon, discussing with a contractor over the phone:

Him: Yeah, we should actually be able to get that done today. No need to drag it into tomorrow.
Me: Excellent. That's what I like to hear. I'm gonna get rolling. Don't know if I'll see you anymore today... what time is it, anyway?
Him: It's 2pm.
Me: You're kidding....... I have got to start coming in later...

I think this is why I get along with all the contractors.