Something for everyone

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
~ Homer Simpson

At the risk of sounding like I'm deconstructing women's tennis to purely superficial considerations, tonight's Australian Open final between Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova really does give just about every male (and non-tradinional female) watcher something to get excited about, regardless of how entertaining the match may or may not end up being.

I will now retire and wait for any and all sexism charges to be made.