Today's sign that I have entered the Real World:

On the first day of the NCAA Tournament (a.k.a. March Madness), a day that I have traditionally shirked any and all responsibility, I am sitting in a 4 hour conference call when the first game of the tournament tipped off.

Oh, and my feeling were not helped when I emerged from the conference room only to be reminded that Amr and DC are AT THE GAMES IN BUFFALO THIS WEEKEND!

St. Paddy's Day couldn't get here any fucking sooner...