Read More Carefully You Alarm Bell Ringing Asswipes!!

Okay, so after reading this and this (towards the bottom) I just about shit.

Then I read the comments on that first link, and decided to (heaven forbid) actually read the real article for myself. Okay, well I skimmed it, and you can too if you so desire... but the real results are that certain activities just raise your likelihood of getting HPV, which has a strong association certain types of cancer. Something we (or at least I) already knew.

That said, the idea of uttering "Whoa baby, that report was roundly rejected by a blue-ribbon, double-blind, uh twelve-year study at the University of Medicine Tech State. Yeah, it was, uh, even on Oprah." did strike me as a funny kind of awkward....

And the caveat of, "Oral sex doesn't (as far we as we know) cause liver failure or lung cancer." Did make me just about bleed from the eyes while trying to hold in my laughter.

EDIT: Always one to give both sides of the story, please see here for a rebuttal.