Weekend Snippet 2: Responsibility manifests itself in an odd way

So I got home Friday night around 3 after making the responsible (read: lazy) decision of just getting the cab to take me home, rather than to the subway station where I had parked my car.

As I flip open my laptop to see who (if anyone) was still up, I get a message from Jon. We proceed to shoot the shit for a couple of hours, as we are prone to do at odd hours after drinking, and the next thing I know, it's about 5am.

Jon notes that the sun's starting to come up. I say I'm going to bed. He says he can't, cuz the cows need to be fed at 6, and they get pissy when you're not on time, so he has to stay up.

Being the good friend that I am, I say, "Good luck with that!" and go to bed.....