I have returned with all of my apendages intact!

1095 km driven over 12.5 hours (including gridlock)
4 cases of beer
1 can of tomato juice
2 bottles of Blueberry wine (long story)
2 bonfires
1 house still (mostly) standing
1 police visit
1 trip to The Commercial
2 firework shows (one at the farm, one done "professionally")
2 personal non-puking records broken
1 obscene amount of BBQing

My first weekend in Northern Ontario: Priceless!