Odd Humour

Alternate Title: I make a little more sense

So my dad was in town for a couple of days. I guess this isn't overly noteworthy in and of itself, but the last thing we discussed on the weekend before he was going to get in on Tuesday went something like this...

Me: Okay, so I'll make sure to clean up all the empties and used needles before you get in.
Dad: And if you wouldn't mind sweeping up the used prophylactics, that would be nice, too.
Me: Alright... I'll sweep them all into the corner.
Dad: Excellent.

Ignoring how fucking weird it is to hear your father say the word "prophylactic" (honestly... does anyone under the age of 50 drop that into regular conversation... even in jest?), I have trouble believing this is normal conversation between a father and son.

And because I can, and because Google Image Search makes it easy...

BEFORE:

AFTER: