Why Bill Simmons is Fucking Hilarious:

From today's Mailbag:

Q: I'm a diehard Knicks fan, should I be excited that our starting center (Curry) and starting power forward (Randolph) both have breasts? -- Lenny P., NYC

SG: Look, there are very few times in a man's life when he should not be excited if breasts are involved, but this might be one of them.