One of those "you didn't have to be there to find it funny" things:

I know I might have a tendency to spew out a lot of "ya hadda be there" stuff, but I think this is one that you really wouldn't have had to be there for. I'll set the scene, but only to explain why it came up....

So a few of us were joking on Sunday night with one of the newer members of the band about how our pipe major actually had a career in porn when he was younger.

Gary: Really! He and Ron Jeremy worked together a lot. You know how Ron Jeremy is The Hedgehog? Well, they used to call him Johnny The Wad.
Me: Yeah, and the name was well-founded, too... his load used to be like throwing a bucket of white paint!