Jared Fogel? Eat your heart out...

I hate Jared. I hate him a lot.

But I suspect that I might go to Subway more than he does.

At my local Subway, I have been there often enough that I know the following about the nice lady that works there Sunday to Friday each week:

• She is 21
• She is married
• She is origianlly from India
• She lives here with her husband, while the rest of her family, whom she missed incredibly, is in India
• She likes to sleep, and apparently naps between customers in the back
• She is a vegetarian, and so is of little use to consult when you're not sure what sub you want
• That said, she makes a damned good sandwich

I have no idea what her name is, but I suspect this is a lot to know about someone when your only contact is when you go to Subway...