Why I Hate People

or, a smattering of the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis...

Monday, March 06, 2006

Post-Oscar Awards

A few observations that I thought deserved a category of their own:

Most Excited to be Getting an Oscar: Three 6 Mafia.

Those dudes were absolutely overjoyed, as I suspect they thought (as I'm sure most did) that it was a token nomination...but man....it is a pretty good track!

Most Clearly Drunk Presenter: Dustin Hoffman.

Wow. Just, wow. He barely made any sense, and about the only thing I understood was when he admited to almost opening the envelope prematurely.

This Year's "That Guy" that died: Vincent Schiavelli.

Most Unnecessarily Hilarious Seating Arrangement: Jake Gyllenhaal seated directly behind Heath Ledger.

Was that really needed? Or do the ushers just have a twisted sense of humour?

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