Why I Hate People

or, a smattering of the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis...

Monday, August 14, 2006

In the midst of genius!

From: Iain Gomme
Sent: August 14, 2006 2:31 PM
To: Justin Campbell; Wenzler, Melissa; Patrick Hodgson
Subject: Ugh

Remind me next time I try to "just stave off the hangover until tomorrow" that I'll wish I was dead once "tomorrow" becomes today.


From: Wenzler, Melissa
Sent: Monday, August 14, 2006 2:39 PM
To: Iain Gomme; Justin Campbell; Patrick Hodgson
Subject: RE: Ugh

I tried the "look really good when you feel like crap" strategy for today. I figured if I looked super-work-awesome that people would be distracted by that and not notice that I couldn't understand english today. It seems to have worked. The lucky few who I've let in on my trickery were very impressed and have decided to adopt it next time they're not all there.

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