Not everyone can get away with this

On our way back from dinner last night, I spot the House of Lancaster Gentlemen's Club....

Me: Hey, you wanna stop in for a drink?
Mum: Hahaha... no.
Me: C'mon... I think it's amateur night. Maybe you could make a couple of extra bucks...?
Mum: You have to be kidding.....

Okay, granted, I was.... but I can't believe I said this to my own mother.

Perhaps moreso that I did, and survived to tell the tale.