Signs that perhaps you have a twisted sense of humour...

...or just a weird concept of "normal":

When you can read the following excerpt from a running diary of Day 1 of March Madness, and instead of thinking "Oh my God, that's vile!" you nod approvingly, and kinda wish you had thought of it yourself:

9:49: For the first time today, CBS has commercials going on all three games at the same time. That leads to this exchange:

Me: We gotta come up with a name for that phenomenon … it's like a whitewash, but with commercials.

House: Whatever the name is of the town rapist in 'Borat' -- that's what we should call it."

That leads to House googling the guy's name … it's Urkin. So that's what we'll call it. An Urkin.

PS: Yes, I admit I stole the idea for my running diary thing from Simmons...

PPS: "Whitewash" means all five players on the floor for a basketball team are white.