This is just great...

Major highlight from Simmons' Running Diary of Day 2:

Fascinating email from Phil in Salt Lake City: "Reading your running diary, you brought up two great points. Weber State and BYU both have smoking hot cheerleaders. Both schools are in Utah and both feature Mormon girls. (I am a Weber State Graduate '96). That is one of the magic allures of Utah -- the women are GORGEOUS! You will NOT find a school in America that has more better looking women than BYU. Weber State is not far behind, even though we only have about 16,000 students. Remember, the gene pool in Utah is shallow. Utahns marry Utahns and very few leave the state. Also, Utah women are chaste. Not just in the bedroom, but they don't drink, they don't smoke, they don't do a lot of damage to their bodies. They take care of themselves and they're always healthy. So there you go. Weber State and BYU will ALWAYS have smoking hot cheerleaders."

(House's response: "But if they don't put out, what's the point? Screw it, I'm still moving there. Where do I sign up for four wives.")