Because I'm Really This Dense

I have been making jokes about dying when I'm 27 (a.k.a. the Rock Star age a.k.a. 27 Club) for a long time. Well, first they were 25, but then 27 seems more logical, what with the precedent and my propensity to "party like a rock star".

Anyway, to explain the title, it just kinda sunk in that I'm 27. Now, I have only been the age for 8 days, but somehow I feel the next 358 (2008 is a Leap Year) might being my demise.

Or I'll live to 100. I don't do things in half measures....

Those are the stakes, and I'm okay with them.