This weekend in the NFL

So it's the Sex Cannon against Duck-Fetus Man (right).

I'm firmly on the side of the Sex Cannon. The Cumslinger, who keeps his cock in a garage, is going to splooge all over South Beach, leading the Bears to victory.

Or at least he'd better, or the written felatio Peyton Manning is getting from the likes of Peter King with explode with the kind of ferocity we usually associate with an 8-roper from Sexy Rexy.

Okay... I think I've reached my daily quota of penis/semen references.

Moving on.......

In real news, the Dolphins hired San Diego's Offensive Co-ordinator, which on the surface, after that stinkbomb they had against the Pats last weekend looks like an awful idea, but when you think about it, this is the guy that masterminded LaDanian Tomlinson's record setting season gets to have free reign with Ronnie Brown and Ricky Williams (assuming he doesn't get busted for pot again.... major assumption, I know...), so I guess I'm kind of excited about that.

PS: 7 points, huh? That's the early line coming out of Sin City. You really think the Colts can run over the Bears D like that, Las Vegas? We'll see how that line moves over the next couple of weeks, cuz I'd be putting a LOT of money against the Colts covering a full touchdown....